**PICKS OF THE WEEK**
GLEE
Heather_BrittanyTuesday, September 28 – 8pm ET/PT
“Britney/Brittany”
**Pop Sensation Britney Spears and John Stamos (ER) Guest Star**
When Brittany and the glee club try to convince Mr. Schuester to let them do a Britney Spears number, he is reluctant to go that edgy. Meanwhile, an insecure Will is curious about Emma’s new beau, Dr. Carl Howell (John Stamos), so he convinces her to bring him in to talk to the kids about dental hygiene. While the dreamy doc inspires the girls to take their dental health more seriously, Will is left feeling worse than before.
THE GOOD WIFE
GWF-epi201-0235b Tuesday, September 28 – 10pm ET/PT *Season Premiere*
“Taking Control”
The second season begins with Alicia being forced to make a choice between staying with her husband, Peter, and supporting his political campaign or leaving him to pursue a relationship with her boss, Will.
**ALL NEW EPISODES**
HOUSE
Monday, September 27 – 8pm ET/PT
“Selfish”
A seemingly healthy 14-year-old collapses during a skateboarding competition. Meanwhile, House and Cuddy face the challenge of handling their romantic relationship at work.
LONE STAR
Monday, September 27 – 9pm ET/PT
“One in Every Family”
In order to ease Clint’s suspicions regarding the new wind farm deal, Bob recruits the man who taught him everything about being a con man to help him with the scheme: his father. Meanwhile, Lindsay begins to suspect that she may not know as much about Bob as she thought, and Cat is forced to repeatedly bail her brother Drew out of trouble.
HAWAII FIVE-0
Monday, September 27 – 10pm ET/PT
“Ohana”
Following the abduction of a former NSA cyber terrorism expert, the team must rescue the man and prevent a breach of national security.
NCIS: LA
Tuesday, September 28 – 9pm ET/PT
“Borderline”
Kensi and Deeks search for three Marines who disappeared after their Humvee was ambushed in the desert, and Nate returns from his mysterious assignment.
SURVIVOR: NICARAGUA
Wednesday, September 29 – 8pm ET/PT
Participants continue their quest to be the sole survivor, and another castaway is voted off at tribal council.
NCIS
Wednesday, September 29 – 9pm ET/PT
“Worst Nightmare”
The team searches for a kidnapped girl, whose grandfather complicates the investigation.
SHATTERED
Wednesday, September 29 – 10pm ET/PT
“Sound of a Strap”
Ben, Lynch, Terry and Hall meet the coroner and a flurry of forensic technicians at a trailer park where five male teenagers have been discovered, all shot to death. Clues at the scene lead Ben to believe that the hit was gang-related and there may also be a witness. A search of the area uncovers a bruised, partially dressed and terrified girl, who claims not to remember anything.
BONES
Thursday, September 30 – 8pm ET/PT
“The Couple in the Cave”
When the remains of a couple are discovered in a cave at National Park, the team must piece together their identity and solve the crime. Meanwhile, Booth’s girlfriend, Hannah Burley, makes a surprise visit. After meeting Burley and sensing the couple’s genuine happiness, Brennan re-evaluates her own relationship with Booth, and he tries to teach her that love is not always logical.
THE OFFICE
Thursday, September 30 – 9pm ET/PT
“Counseling”
Corporate forces Michael into counselling with Toby, and Dwight vows revenge on the Steamtown Mall after a shop owner snubs him. Meanwhile, Pam conspires to change her job title.
OUTSOURCED
Thursday, September 30 – 9:30pm ET/PT
“The Measure of a Manmeet”
When Todd reluctantly begins employee evaluations, the staff becomes nervous about their job security. After Todd’s boss, Jerry, reviews the sales numbers, he tells Todd to fire one of his employees. Unwilling to lose a team member without a fight, Todd hatches a plan to save his staffer.
THE APPRENTICE
Thursday, September 30 – 10pm ET/PT
**Cesar Millan (Dog Whisperer) Guest Stars**
This week, the teams must run all aspects of a canine daycare and spa. One project manager threatens to bench a team member, while a participant on the other team is resentful when their Project Manager puts them in charge of dogs. A surprise visit from Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan puts the contestants on their toes, and in the boardroom, another candidate is fired.
90210
Friday, October 1 – 8pm ET/PT
“2021 Vision”
Naomi turns to sleeping pills to combat nightmares about her rape. Meanwhile, Silver is invited to Mr. Cannon’s place to see a documentary; Teddy indulges in a drunken hookup; Annie gets a compelling offer from her boss; Dixon discovers his assumptions about Ivy were wrong; and Adrianna’s performance of a stolen song goes viral.
ICE PILOTS: NWT
Friday, October 1 – 9pm ET/PT
“A Big Deal”
When a power failure leaves Rankin Inlet exposed to the brutal northern elements, Justin races to deliver an emergency generator. Ramp hand Jeremy tries to move ahead of co-worker Audrey by training a new hire from India to replace him, and when the recession nips at Joe’s heels, he tries to broker a $7-million deal that could save Buffalo’s hide.
OUTLAW
Friday, October 1 – 10pm ET/PT
“In Re: Jessica Davis”
**Jay Mohr (Gary Unmarried) Guest Stars**
When a baby dies after being left in a hot car, Garza takes to the mother’s defence under the Equal Protection Clause. However, saddled with an emotionally distant defendant, Garza might need more than Mereta and Al’s help to prove his client’s innocence. Meanwhile, Eddie and Lucinda branch off to cover one of Al’s former clients.
THE SIMPSONS
Sunday, October 3 – 8pm ET/PT
“Lone-a-Lisa”
**Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Guest Voices**
When Grampa gives each member of the family a portion of his savings, Lisa invests in Nelson’s brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friend’s instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (guest-voicing as himself), only to find out that he too dropped out of school. But when the soaring business suddenly takes a sharp turn, Lisa teaches her friend that education is invaluable.
THE CLEVELAND SHOW
Sunday, October 3 – 8:30pm ET/PT *Live episode*
“Cleveland Live!”
In an animation first, The Cleveland Show will air a “live” episode in which the audience gets a behind-the-scenes look at the “filming” of the episode. When Cleveland and Donna attempt to celebrate their anniversary, their unruly kids and disruptive friends, including Donna’s ex-husband, Robert, get in their way.
FAMILY GUY
Sunday, October 3 – 9pm ET/PT
“Excellence in Broadcasting”
**Political Pundit Rush Limbaugh and Rainn Wilson (The Office) Guest Voice**
When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh (guest-voicing as himself) is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian’s rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.
AMERICAN DAD
Sunday, October 3 – 9:30pm ET/PT *100th Episode and Season Premiere*
“100 A.D.” (Part 1 of 2)
Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan offers a reward to whomever stops the couple, sparking a cannonball run through town.
BROTHERS & SISTERS
Sunday, October 3 – 10pm ET/PT
“Brief Encounter”
The Walkers attend a swanky launch party for Luc’s underwear advertising campaign where 14-year-old Paige falls in with the wrong crowd. Despite several visits from Justin, Holly still struggles to remember the things that were once most important to her. Meanwhile, Kevin is saddled with a runaway juvenile delinquent; and just as Nora very publicly admits that she’s taken a part-time job as a florist, she’s approached by a radio show producer with a job offer.
ET CANADA
Weeknights – 7:30pm ET/PT
ET Canada catches up with Justin Timberlake and Hawaii Five-0 star Grace Park on Monday, September 27. Also, on Monday, Howie Mandel sits down for an exclusive interview. Then, on Tuesday, September 28, Katherine Heigl discusses her latest projects.
